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Anonymous asked:

Will the books be available in organic editions? How did you capture the ideas for the story? I only read organic, free-range books.

facts-i-just-made-up answered:

Valhalla is completely organic as it contains carbon. Valhalla was fed a strict diet of Heinlein and Shirow, and was raised entirely in the open field of Sci-fi action. It was massaged by two professional editors upon its arrival at the publishing house, then it was peacefully and humanely published. Valhalla is certified vegan, kosher for Passover, and USDA prime for your reading pleasure.

The author recommends reading Valhalla with Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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Years later, after all the worst of the bullshit is over and most of the prophecies have worn themselves out, while Dean is living in almost retirement at the age of 45 with his ex-angel and his brother Sam, who now walks with a limp all the time and a cane sometimes after a really banal incident involving ice, stone steps, and an electronic halloween decoration somebody never took down, Dean gets a metal-head Christmas card with Metallica lyrics inside, and a note written in black pen that reads: 

Hey Dad, 

Mom doesn’t remember you. And I didn’t for a long time either. But a few weeks ago I had an accident, the other driver was high or texting I guess, and I got a hairline fracture in my skull. I can’t move my legs either. The doctors say I might have pinched a nerve in my spine but…I keep having memories of you now. Mom says it’s the crack in my head. I’m pretty sure you’re real. 

I know you have your reasons for staying away. But Mom works the late shift, so she’s always gone by five. 

Would you come visit me? Please? 

- Ben

P.S. Merry Christmas. 

Dean’s on the road before the sun is up. 

I WASN’T PLANNING ON CRYING TODAY FUCK YOU VERY MUCH

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NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

THIS HURTS

How long are we going to keep closing our eyes to this? What are we going to do?

NEVER SCROLL PAST THIS

Its just going to become this blue and brown planet, children in the future will draw their planet with brown and not green like we used to

this pic is massive amounts of bullshit btw 

towritelesbiansonherarms:

umm-just-another-timelord:

theauthor11:

runsleepygirl:

walk-barefoot:

veganbaby:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

THIS HURTS

How long are we going to keep closing our eyes to this? What are we going to do?

NEVER SCROLL PAST THIS

Its just going to become this blue and brown planet, children in the future will draw their planet with brown and not green like we used to

this pic is massive amounts of bullshit btw 

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explore-blog:

Scientists break down the physics and neuroscience behind Bruce Lee’s legendary one-inch punch, the bodily application of his famous "be like water" philosophy.

Drawing upon both physical and neuro power, Lee’s devastating one-inch punch involved substantially more than arm strength. It was achieved through the fluid teamwork of every body part. It was his feet. It was hips and arms. It was even his brain. In several milliseconds, a spark of kinetic energy ignited in Lee’s feet and surged through his core to his limbs before its eventual release.
[…]
Every bodily jerk has an apex of force. To not only maximize on that force — but to augment it — Lee perfectly synchronizes his movements, one after the other, linking them like boxcars on a train. To be sure, countless muscle men have been stronger than Lee, but few, if any, could deliver more more power than Lee with just one inch.
What makes the difference? Lee’s brain.

Or, one might argue, Lee’s mind.
The full article is well worth the read. 
(via It’s Okay To Be Smart)

explore-blog:

Scientists break down the physics and neuroscience behind Bruce Lee’s legendary one-inch punch, the bodily application of his famous "be like water" philosophy.

Drawing upon both physical and neuro power, Lee’s devastating one-inch punch involved substantially more than arm strength. It was achieved through the fluid teamwork of every body part. It was his feet. It was hips and arms. It was even his brain. In several milliseconds, a spark of kinetic energy ignited in Lee’s feet and surged through his core to his limbs before its eventual release.

[…]

Every bodily jerk has an apex of force. To not only maximize on that force — but to augment it — Lee perfectly synchronizes his movements, one after the other, linking them like boxcars on a train. To be sure, countless muscle men have been stronger than Lee, but few, if any, could deliver more more power than Lee with just one inch.

What makes the difference? Lee’s brain.

Or, one might argue, Lee’s mind.

The full article is well worth the read. 

(via It’s Okay To Be Smart)